ajax wrote: cyprussmoothie wrote: Now i would hazard a guess that the butcher was a man. The reason

We got married in Gretna and on the way there he started humming a tune and i was listening in total disbelief. I asked him what he was humming and he said he did not know the name of the song but liked it. Erm it was Please Release Me. Yes we still got married but i remind him of this constantly.
He insists a round of sandwiches is one slice of break just cut in half no matter how many times i tell him this is not so. It is two slices of bread with something in the middle then cut. That is a round of sandwiches. He then responds new jersey shore hotels with 'but the hands on the clock go round once and that is a round' or he says 'you play golf and that is a round'.
oh dear i could go on but won't and we still love 'em don't we? Mind you i do reckon they are very short in the common sense corner aren't they? I have just read the thread put on by Mouse and surely he should have said nothing just yet but should have waited until they were actually departing or even via email. Would have saved the bump on the old ndodle.
I thought that I was the inventor of the sheep having one leg longer than the other theory , having said this many years ago after observing new jersey shore hotels the sheep on Staines reservoir and how they all walked in the same direction. I said that if they turned round, they would roll down the hill! So I was right!!
I was in an Abu Dhabi butcher wanting a leg of lamb. There were two on display and he asked me which I wanted and I said the larger one. He replied that they were the same as both came from the same sheep!
Now i would hazard a guess that the butcher was a man. The reason i say this is because he asked you which leg you wanted and when you pointed out the one you chose he then decided to tell you they were both the same as they came from the same sheep. SWhy ask the question in the first place eh?
cyprussmoothie wrote: Now i would hazard a guess that the butcher was a man. The reason i say this is because he asked you which leg you wanted and when you pointed out the one you chose he then decided to tell you they were both the same as they came from the same sheep. SWhy ask the question in the first place eh?
Yes, it was a man and I suppose he could be right in asking as if one leg IS longer than the other, then one may have more muscle as it is used more - but that's another theory which I will have to work on!
ajax wrote: cyprussmoothie wrote: Now i would hazard a guess that the butcher was a man. The reason i say this is because he asked you which leg you wanted and when you pointed out the one you chose he then decided to tell you they were both the same as they came from the same sheep. SWhy ask the question in the first place eh?
Yes, it was a man and I suppose he could be right in asking as if one leg IS longer than the other, then one may have more muscle as it is used more - but that's another theory new jersey shore hotels which I will have to work on!
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